Monday, 18 June 2012

Fair, not preferential, treatment for all



That is, after all, what the NHS is founded upon right? That everyone in Britain gets the same treatment within the NHS, the general principle being that healthcare is a right to be enjoyed and respected by all, regardless of their background.


So why are "greedy" doctors asking for "more" pensions then? 


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2160422/Doctors-Strike--100-000-pension-deals-1m-property-portfolios.html


Let's get one thing straight - you don't become a doctor in the UK if you want to be rich. Why? Well because of the NHS, there is limited scope for private practice, so there are relatively few doctors who can practise privately, especially once you leave Greater London. This is important because it is in private practice, where you can do as many clinically unneccessary tests and have multiple (chargeable) follow-up appointments as you are willing to pay for.

Without banging on about it too much, for those that think lots of tests and appointments "must be a good thing", ask yourself why, in the USA, where this is commonplace, is the President, who is hardly doing well in popularity polls, is so keen to make the healthcare system more like our beloved NHS? Because sometimes less is more. The NHS is, contrary to the daily newspapers, actually pretty good at stopping people dying, and making their lives healthier, and it does it all within a budget that other countries envy!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/17/us-healthcare-industry-waste-costs 


Becoming a doctor is quite an expensive pursuit.

Once you have paid your fees to become a doctor after at least 5 years as a medical student (and remember, the Government is considering making medicine a graduate-only degree, potentially adding a further 2-3 years) you will be in debt to a MINIMUM of five to eight years of £9000/year; an eye-watering £45 000 - £72 000. And that doesn't include the living costs associated with those years of study.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18128637 


Once you have your medical degree, you'll then need to pay £420 a year to the General Medical Council, who are there to reprimand you if you do something wrong. Handy for the public, who can take on bad doctors without incurring personal cost (and thereby getting rid of the bad doctors), but not exactly a cheap "luxury" (GMC fees are not tax-deductable) item.

http://www.gmc-uk.org/doctors/fees.asp 


After two years of training as a Foundation Doctor, where pay has been frozen for several years;

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/sep/20/unions-pay-rise-nhs-2013 

and had the useful benefit of free accomodation (admittedly of a poor standard) removed, you get to apply for specialist training. 


This could be 3 years for a GP, 7 years for a paediatrician or 6 years for a psychiatrist. To become a specialist, you need to sit some pretty hard exams; again good news if you're a patient needing an operation, but another dent in your wage (that again, is not tax-deductible and considered a luxury by Inland Revenue). For a GP, the exam fees and regisration fee to be allowed to actually do the training cost about £3000 spread over three years.

http://www.rcgp.org.uk/new_professionals/associates_in_training/ait_membership/faqs.aspx 

 One of the psychiatry examinations costs nearly £2000 and has a pass rate that has never been above 50% (meaning most people need at least two tries to complete it).

It's a cost in time, as well as money.

As a junior doctor, you will be covered under the European Working Time Directive, which means your rota cannot exceed an average of 48 hours per week (That's the equivalent of a 6 1/2 day week for a sandard, say civil servant, office worker). It doesn't neccessarily work out that cleanly; I've been rostered for 52 hours 2 weeks ago, then 50 hours last week and will work 60 hours this week. And of course, it's most days where I leave 30-60 minutes after I'm supposed to, and having a 20 minute "break" where I eat my lunch whilst on the computer of telephone is a luxury.

During this training period before becoming a consultant, it is entirely plausible that you might have to move from locations classed within the same area every six months, with less than 6 weeks notice of this. Where I work, doctors might be working in Whitehaven (Cumbria) one day, and starting in Macclesfield (Cheshire) the next (a nice 150 mile journey covering 4 counties):

https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF-8&gl=uk&saddr=whitehaven&daddr=macclesfield&dirflg=d&geocode=Kde5vSvALWNIMRL-TK4zWNyp%3BKRFnYpMINnpIMZmOB5-SZOLB&ei=iJHfT_GsKcr28gOm_dG-Cw&ved=0CAsQ9w8wAA

And let's not add in the other costs incurred by being a junior doctor: stethoscopes, medical torches, pens, petrol, mandatory uniforms, parking,  and all sorts of things you don't have to provide in the private sector.

Ok, so you get the idea. Being a junior doctor is like, so totally hard okay yah?! The sceptics among you will be wondering then if it's all just a whinge, because we're actually all earning hundreds of thousands of pounds. I'm not sure I do... I'm four years into my training now and take home about £27 000 after tax. Pretty good for a graduate job, but do some maths based upon my hours and it isn't quite the golden handshake Andrew Lansley would have you believe. A benefit to working 6 and half days a week as standard is that you don't really have much time for a life outside of your job in which to spend your money, which is handy to pay off all those loans and fees.

So why on earth would anyone put themselves through this? Well, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. As a GP, I could typically work from 0730-1830 four and half days a week, woohoo! I'll earn more for this, obviously, and only partly because I'll be working more hours than I do now. As a GP, I will be personally responsible for thousands of people's lives. Believe me, when you're making life and death decisions every 10 minutes, it can sometimes be a bit hard to sleep at night, a single off-moment could prove disastrous. It happens, occassionally, but perhaps not as often as the Daily Mail would have you believe. It's a bit of a downer to think that you'll never be publically thanked for saving lives, but that one human mistake might cost someone their life. To have that level of responsibility needs an upside, that's why doctors do earn more than many other professions (although many still earn less than an MP/MSP/MEP/AM).
Average MP wage: £65 738
http://www.parliament.uk/about/faqs/house-of-commons-faqs/members-faq-page2/
"Salaried GPs employed directly by PCTs earn between £53,781 to £81,158, dependent on, among other factors, length of service and experience."
http://www.nhscareers.nhs.uk/details/Default.aspx?Id=553

Compared to many other highly specialised graduate professions though, a doctor's salary isn't neccessarily fantastic. That's ok though, because there are other benefits, such as the public sector pension...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/feb/15/barclays-capital-average-pay-236000-pounds

WHOA THERE.

I finally made it. The pension. The reason why "millions of patients will suffer" (according to the Daily Mail)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2160049/A-million-patients-suffer-week-doctors-strike-time-40-years.html

Here are the myths and facts:
  1. "Millions of patients will suffer". No-one, and I mean NOT ONE PATIENT AT ALL, will be harmed by the doctor's action on Thursday 21st June. Why? Because all doctors taking industrial action (crudely refered as a "strike" by many) will be at work, seeing "anyone who feels that they are ill". Pretty much like any other day then huh? We'll do blood tests, order X-rays, see patient's on ward rounds, answer patient's questions and provide all treatments just like we will on Wednesday or Friday. All we won't do is "anything that can safely be postponed".
  2. "So you're saying no-one will die because of the doctors' action?" People will still die, just like any other day. Medicine can't fix everything, but you can be certain that of any day you might choose to be ill, doctors will certainly do their utmost to make sure you don't die on the 21st June. Some people might unfortunately not be able to be saved, but we'll do our best (just like any other day).
  3. "Ah, but what if you had an operation planned that day that has been cancelled? Got you there!" What if you had an operation planned for Tuesday 6th June, the bonus bank holiday (where incidentally, all NHS staff worked as normal and did not have a day off)? No-one complained then about a day's delay. Urgent surgical cases - for example those with cancer, or, at least where I work, anyone that cannot be rebooked within a fortnight, will have their operation as planned.
  4. "Well everything in hospital is urgent, how can you say you'll safely postpone it?". Examples of things that will be postponed are junior doctor training (ironically meaning there will be MORE, not less doctors on wards on Thursday!), paperwork, office hours or routine investgations/operations that can be rebooked within a short period.
  5. "Will my GP turn me away if they don't think I'm ill?" No. If you think you're ill and need to see a doctor, then one will see you. GPs taking part in industrial action will likely cancel any pre-booked appointments to make sure that anyone who thinks they need urgent care can see a GP that day. So again, it will probably be EASIER to see a doctor on Thursday!
  6. "Doctors should be grateful for what they've got - the whole country is suffering". We know, and we are. Doctors accepted a major pension reform of a system that was probably a bit too generous only 4 years ago, and agreed to a new system that became not only self-sustaining, but profitable: i.e. the amount junior doctors pay into the pension fund more than covers the cost of pensions projected to go out. A BMA calculation shows a surplus of more than £2 million pounds this year, which helps cover other NHS worker pensions. The new system meant doctors agreed to pay more (despite their salary freeze) to get less back and work longer. 
  7. "The government must know what it's doing - doctors are just being selfish" Far from it. Civil servants, on the exact same wage as doctors, such as those working in the Home Office, will continue to pay half the pension contribution, get more out at the end, and have to work for less years to earn it. If we all need to shoulder the burden, then why aren't we ALL sharing it? 
 Doctors are an easy target for the Government though, because they would never harm patient care for their own gains, which is why Thursday's action is aimed at the Govermnent and not the public. If we don't stand up for ourselves now, then who knows what will happen in another 4 years - will the Government decide our contributions should become triple a civil servants'?!

I don't think I deserve more than anyone else. I enjoy my job, and accept many things about it that private sector workers don't have to... but that's partly because there's supposed to be some reward in it somewhere. Remove all the rewards, and being a doctor might not seem attractive anymore.

If you want to read more about how the Day of Action WON'T affect you:

http://www.bmaaction.org/index.html




Sunday, 15 May 2011

Eurovision 2011 - Dusseldorf to Baku

What a night!

Eurovision is essentially my Christmas, and it really didn't disappoint. It's perhaps cliche, but I really do think that the quality of the songs improves year on year.

At my house party, the best reactions were for Denmark, Ireland & Sweden, with everyone singing along to Switzerland and Finland too. We loved Ukraine's sand artist and the mental Moldovan unicyclist trumpeter.

We felt that Blue's performance was okay, but that "it's a better song to sing along with than just listen to".

All party attenders were given a country or two support, and got to sport a fab Eurovision Minipop pin badge. We ate Black Forest cakes and hot dogs in honour of Germany's hosting, and drank more than 20 different spirits from around Europe in the voting drinking run. Newcomers this year were an Austrain Chocolate liqueur (lush) and a Lithuanian spirit (caustic). We were unfortnately unable to locate any Vana Tallin, our favourite Estonian petrol-like spirit.

So what about my analysis? Starting with the Semi-Final qualifiers, I was pretty sad that San Marino failed to qualify in their second outing, and I still rate Senit's "Stand By" as one of my favourite entries this year. I was also disappointed that Norway's "Haba Haba" didn't qualify, especially as questionable entries from Lithuania and Greece did. From the second Semi, my favourite song was Latvia, largely due to the lyric "Love me with luscious thighs", but along with Israel's Dana International, it failed to qualify in favour of dull Austria and bizarre Moldova.

In the Final itself, I chose to support Azerbaijan out of tradition, and whilst I really liked the song from the first listen, I didn't see it as a contender to win. The staging was simple and singing great. Once again, the winner of Eurovision was a simple song, with simple staging, proving that it's not always about the tricks and gimmicks.
Having said that, there were some great gimmicks: Sweden's glass-shattering and Bieber-licious dancing; Bosnia's triangle; Russia's glow-jackets; Lena's sperm-dancers and Ukraine's set-stealing sand-artist.
I was a bit disappointed with the low positions for Hungary and Estonia, I really liked their entries and thought they deserved better.
The UK song is great on CD, but felt a bit lacklustre live, I've read since that there were sound mixing issues which is a real shame but does probably explain why it lacked the anthemic sound Blue were aiming for. Nevertheless, we scored ten times the points of last year and an 11th place for a country with no friends or countries with shared music taste is pretty good!

So that's it for the year, I've just got to finish off the last of my smoked cheese and anaemic meats, play the CD to death and start researching Azerbaijan, ready for next year's party... here's a map to show you where Baku, the Azeri capital is.


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Thursday, 12 May 2011

Eurovision 2011 Semi Final 2: predictions

Oh dear. My Semi-Final 1 predictions were a little off, but at least 3 of my favourites made it through. All in all, I guessed only 5 right, so let's see if I can do better tonight:
  • Sweden
  • Israel
  • Bosnia-Hercegovina
  • Denmark
  • Latvia
  • Ukraine
  • Slovakia
  • Estonia
  • Romania
  • Belarus
(Sorry Slovenia, I'm really warming to you but don't think it's your year)

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Eurovision 2011 Semi-Final 1 Predictions

Okay so in just over 90 minutes BBC Three will start showing the first Semi Final. The UK get to vote in this one to decide which 10 acts progress to the final on Saturday.

I'm going to split my predication in two...

My 5 favourites are Turkey "Live It Up", San Marino "Stand By", Iceland "Coming Home", Hungary "What About My Dreams?" & Azerbaijan "Running Scared". I have some doubts about Hungary's ability to sing live and whether anyone will care about tiny San Marino, but I do hope for the best.

I actually don't like many of the other entries. Nevertheless, I suspect that the other 5 entries that will garner votes will be Armenia, Russia, Albania, Poland & Greece. Of these 5, Poland and Russia's are okay.

Now all there is to do is watch and wait!

Friday, 6 May 2011

The Quirky

Germany/Deutschland – "Taken by a stranger" – Lena

Lena won Eurovision 2010 and wanted to return to “defend her title”. Yeah whatever, I think she wanted to show off this amazing song that in no way will win, but will definitely be on my playlist for time to come. It’s a little Bjork-like, but not quite so weird, with a haunting melody and clever but sometimes-crazy lyrics.

Here's last year's winning entry by Lena:


Finland/Suomi – "Da Da Dam" – Paradise Oskar
This sweet guitar song is all about Peter, who wants to save the environment, though I’m not quite sure how singing “dad a dum” does that, but I know he’s not coming back until the planet is saved. It’s quite charming and bizarre at the same time

Estonia/Eesti – "Rockefellar Street" - Getter Jaani

This is cute in the most part, though the chorus is a bit weak, though the sense of disappointment is probably because the verses and stage presence are actually pretty good. Not a winner, but not a toilet break song either.


Belarus/Беларусь – "I Love Belarus" – Anastasia Vinnikova

This is delightfully mental, from the title right through the tinging little Belarussian xylophone or whatever it is. You clearly will be singing along by the end, and that’s when you realise just how creepy that is, given that Belarus is the USSR’s last bastion and is a nation ruled autocratically by the power of fear. Perhaps it’s a subversive metaphor for the mind control that the KGB (which still exist in Belarus) wish to exert over their populace?


The Power Ballads

Albania/Shqipërisë – "Feel The Passion" – Aurela Gaçe

This starts off with some nice Balkan beats, but gets a bit shouty in the choruses, which is a shame as she really wants to “share this song with you”. She’s got a definite Eastern European look and I like the video, but am a bit apprehensive about seeing it live.

Cyprus/Κύπρος - San Aggelos S'Agapisa - Christos Mylordos


Standard male ballad from Cyprus full of Laika, wailing, crying and angst. I’m all for formulaic pop music but seriously, it’s boring now. (Still, can always bet on the 12 points from Greece eh?)
He's not even really a looker to be honest so I'm quite disappointed.






Austria/Österreich – "The secret is love" - Nadine Beiler



No denying Nadine is a good singer, with lovely tone, but this ballad is so by the numbers you can predict the staging from about 10 seconds of the song – smoke machine, spotlight and backing singers doing “the grab”. Not bad at all, but not exactly standout.



Slovenia/Slovenija – "No one" – Maja Keuc

Every year I want to like Slovenia’s entry so much it hurts, and as hard as I try, I can’t warm to this ballad, though I do like the incongruous dancing by the two out-of-time dancers. Maja was on "Slovenia's Got Talent" (perhaps quite an ambitious feat for a country of just 2 million) She does sound quite like Anastacia and it's not awful, but it doesn't really have the POW! it should.

The rock

Turkey/Türkiye - "Live it up" - Yüksek Sadakat

This rock-inspired entry doesn’t make too much sense, but starts well, though it doesn’t really break the mould, and it’s never that comfortable watching middle-aged men try and rock out.
They're pretty big in Germany, Netherlands and Belgium though (I think they're a Turkish U2-a-like), so may well do well.

Moldova – "So Lucky" – Zdob si Zdob

A rock entry built around a cheeky recurring clarinet riff that is standout from the other entries (in a good way). 

FYR Macedonia/Македонија – "Rusinka" – Vlatko Ilievski
This cheeky little fella goes round and round 4 sets in the really quite good one-shot video for this song about a “Russian Girl”. His voice isn’t exactly honey to the ears, but I actually quite like it, and am looking for an excuse to go to Skopje and Ohrid, so maybe I should back this as my wildcard. Oh, and I LOVE that he is apparently Macedonia's "Jon Bon Jovi"!




The retro

Belgium/België/Belgique – "With Love Baby" – Witloof Bay

There’s some ugly women fronting this band, which you think are quite distracting... until the beatboxing kicks in and THEN you realise it’s all over. In some ways this is brilliant, it’s a like a 50’s barbershop quartet with a fairly catchy song... but it just falls apart like an overcooked waffle.


Serbia/
Србија/Srbijaaroban"/"Magical" – Nina

This 60s inspired track shimmies up to you full of promise but it wimps out, and doesn’t go anywhere. Pleasant enough, sung well, but a bit dull, although she’s really cute at the end!

The folk

There's always a few entries which follow a more traditional music route, and frankly, they're often horrendous (O Julissi anyone?!). Decide for yourself which of this trio buck that trend

Iceland/Ísland – Coming Home – Sjonni’s Friends


There is a real poignancy behind this act, in that the original singer died suddenly during the Icelandic heats, and his friends decided to carry on in his memory. Has to be said though that the lyrics, that include prophetic lines such as “no-one knows when my time on earth comes to an end” don’t quite fit with the cheery melody, so it leaves you feeling a bit uneasy, though it is pretty catchy all the same.

Portugal – Luta é Alegria – Homens Da Luta

  

Oh dear. Portugal had been doing quite well in the past few years, sending lovely folk songs with innocent looking singers and was looking to break its record of the country with the longest Eurovision residency without a win. And now they are bizarrely changing tack and sending the Over 40’s Portugese Village People. They don’t sing in tune, the song is god awful and the stage presence is more uncomfortable than watching a Nativity play at a school for the incontinent.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eurovision/songs/2011/portugal.shtml 

 

Bosnia & Hercegovina – "Love in rewind" - Dino Merlin 


Dino Merlin is one of the Balkan's biggest music stars; this guy wrote Bosnia’s national anthem when the country was born in 1995! This Eurovision entry isn't his first either. It’s a fairly charming affair, uplifting and with that crucial memorable chorus. And given his background, he's pretty unlikely to suffer from stage fright.

Saturday, 30 April 2011

The “urban” (i.e. has a rap bit in it)

Ok so next up are the entries that are, or at least try be at the 'cooler' end of the Eurovision spectrum. Only some succeed, and thankfully, and perhaps unbelievably, the UK entry seems to be one of them!

United Kingdom – "I Can" – Blue


So this year, the BBC have taken the brave decision to send Blue to Europe. You know, like a “real” band. One of my ongoing gripes with those that diss the UK not winning Eurovision is that they don’t realise how other countries genuinely try and send their best where as we dredge up old X-factor losers. So in a sense, I’m pleased, though the trouble with Blue is that they were popular in the late 90s and I’m not certain we’re ready for a revival. The song is damn catchy though, and we know they can sing quite well, so a low score would begrudgingly convince me the voting really is ALL political.
Having seen the lads do a few live performances now, they seem slick and at ease, so we really do have a hope at winning this year. Come on, all together, #“I can, I will...”#

Latvia/Latvija – "Angel in disguise" – Musiqq

[from http://www.eurovision.tv/page/history/year/participant-profile/?song=26113]

Quite a good sounding guitar “buddy-ballad” until you pay attention to the lyrics – “love me with luscious thighs”, which make this a bit less innocent and earnest than I imagine it was planned to be. It’s catchy though and very listenable, though the rap in the middle is just naff.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/eurovision/songs/2011/latvia.shtml

Georgia/საქართველო – "One More Day" - Eldrine


This starts off with some electronica, has a rocky chorus, throws in a rap and a weird video that’s like a behind-the-scene mixed in with the actual filming. Like it though, and hope the megaphones make it to the stage.

Greece/Ελλάδα – "Watch My Dance" – Loucas Yiorkas feat. Stereo Mike

This rap heavy song is pretty brave given that few across Europe will understand the lyrics. The singing bits are okay, and the laika music that is mandatory for all Greek/Cypriot entries twiddles on in the background, but this song never feels like it gets going.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/eurovision/songs/2011/greece.shtml